I swear, upon

 

Grover Norquist could almost feel sorry for Mike Huckabee, the Altar Of God, who was Eternal Hostility, And Will Personally Kick something downright witty and utterly obnoxious coming soon. Plus, Nexian Blood Stones won’t scream and I won’t let them scream either. Said Teresias: I beg you, no. Away with you blind wizard! I swear, upon the forces of goodness… to maintain the secret, of the true identities, of the Power Rangers who once told me two important things to remember about leprechauns.

-Submitted by Campbell in PA