Something Smells
This story did not happen at Union Station. It was about four years too early for that. Something smells funny when you have to deal with a lobster putting the moves on year wife! In this situation, a smell that is like oil is something you can’t explain. I don’t know, however, if a sushi robot is really a necessity for the Los Angeles Unified School District. The only way aromatherapy can benefit the health and well being of your dog is by battering some fish and frying them up with a bit of dry humor. One must remember when a lobster is putting the moves on your wife, molecular structure predicts if something smells good, larger, flatter molecules tend to smell bad; smaller, more compact molecules, good.
-Emily M. in Charleston (search phrase “Yes I Can”)