POEGLES » twitter poems http://www.poegles.com poem + google = poegle Thu, 29 Jul 2010 19:45:46 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 Poetweet #3 http://www.poegles.com/2009/04/11/poetweet-3/ http://www.poegles.com/2009/04/11/poetweet-3/#comments Sat, 11 Apr 2009 16:02:10 +0000 admin http://www.poegles.com/?p=1171 She Left Me

She left me roses by the stairs.

She left me a message from yesterday.

She left me a note in the fridge apologizing for being a drunken mess and making me feel uncomfortable last night.

She left me with a broken heart.

She left me no choice. I had to go speak with the postmaster.

She left me riddled with scars.

She left me for Jesus.

She left me with a soggy bowl of Trix.

She left me some goose, so I guess I’ll just have to blame it.

She left me speechless today.

She left me a fondue pot.

She left me in Wal-Mart.

She left me for Scott. Look at her now, dummy.

She left me a few dozen snickerdoodles to live on.

She left me a list of chores to do while she’s gone.

She left me for Miss America.

She left me for Jordan a couple times, too.

She didn’t leave me because I called her big nose. She left me because I got caught.

She left me a half-eaten bag of Hostess Donuts on my doorstep.

She left me a message, but I have no way to reply to her.

She left me before we met.

-Editor (Twitter search phrase “she left me”)

]]> http://www.poegles.com/2009/04/11/poetweet-3/feed/ 0 Poetweet #2 http://www.poegles.com/2009/04/05/poetweet-2/ http://www.poegles.com/2009/04/05/poetweet-2/#comments Sun, 05 Apr 2009 19:07:20 +0000 admin http://www.poegles.com/?p=1149 Portrait of Disaster

My disaster of a desk.

My disaster of a room.

My disaster of an apartment.

My disaster of a drunken life.

My disaster preparedness plan.

My disaster of freshman year.

My disaster education presentation.

My disaster rescue license.

My disaster bombing which destroyed my home.

My disaster of a fish dinner.

-Editor (twitter search phrase “my disaster”)

]]> http://www.poegles.com/2009/04/05/poetweet-2/feed/ 0 Poetweets http://www.poegles.com/2009/04/05/poetweets/ http://www.poegles.com/2009/04/05/poetweets/#comments Sun, 05 Apr 2009 18:40:28 +0000 admin http://www.poegles.com/?p=1140 So, we’ve had a lot of fun using search engines to turn out poems, or poegles.  Today I decided to take this approach with Twitter.  So I’ve created Poetweets: Poem + Tweet = Poetweet.

Try this one:

A Dozen Things God Said

God said let there be spring in Boston!

God said I’m sorry, is this better?

God Said no.

God said I am who I am.

God said you’re welcome.

God said good job dildo!

God said I answered when the birds chirped.

God said, okay, you can fly, but not gracefully. You are a rodent after all.

God said, ‘Let there be light’ and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.

When God said math, I thought he said bath.

God said so lol.

God said I’ll never fail U, I’ll never 4sake U.

-Editor (twitter search phrase “God said”)

You can search twitter and create your own poetweets at http://search.twitter.com/.  

Please, give this a shot and send me some poetweets!  

UPDATE: Can’t claim poetweets as my own as there is already http://www.poetweet.com/.  Fellow collects little nuggets from Twitter and posts them.  Neat site!

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